Category Archives: 2012

Loiter Squad (CartoonNetwork) Rated TV-14

Loiter Squad is a sketch comedy with a mixer of reality-tv segments. Starring Tyler the Creator, Davon Wilson, and Lionel Boyce. This show is on the Adult Swim programming on the Cartoon Network, meaning that this program is not intended … Continue reading

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Generation Um… (2012) Rated R

A single day for three adults in New York City involves sex, drugs, and indecision. Starring Keanu Reeves, Bojana Novakovic, and Daniel Sunjata. There is no point to this film. We follow three friends as they document their lives through … Continue reading

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It’s a Disaster (2012) Rated R

Four couples meet for Sunday brunch in a friend’s home when they discover the end of the world is near. Starring Rachel Boston, Kevin M. Brennan, and David Cross. This film has an interesting premise with the Apocalyptic end of time happening … Continue reading

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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Rated TV-PG

Peter Parker has been bitten by an altered spider, and he discovers that he has spider-like powers that help him discover the mysteries behind his parents’ death. Starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and Rhys Ifans. The film is a reboot from … Continue reading

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Dark Tide (2012) Rated PG-13

A professional shark diver is pulled back into the water a year after a near-fatal shark attack. Starring Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez, and Sizwe Msutu. This film is not the best film. I have to say that the first scene with … Continue reading

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Emperor (2012) Rated PG-13

As the Japanese surrender after World War II, General Fellers must decide whether or not Emperor Hirohito will hang as a war criminal. Starring Matthew Fox, Tommy Lee Jones, and Eriko Hatsune. This film covers the aftermath of World War II … Continue reading

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Thanks for Sharing (2012) Rated R

A romantic comedy where a group of sex addicts tries to navigate the world of romance while trying to refrain from making the wrong choices. Starring Mark Ruffalo, Tim Robbins, and Gwyneth Paltrow. This film goes beyond a romantic comedy; it’s … Continue reading

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The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012) Rated G

The Oogieloves set out to find five magical balloons to make a friend’s birthday party extra special. Starring Misty Miller, Stephanie Renz, and Malerie Grady. This has to be the worst kids movie I’ve seen. The characters perform acts that seem … Continue reading

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The Mark (2012) Rated NR

Chad Turner has been implanted with a computer chip that can change the world. While people hunt him down for the implanted chip, the Rapture happens and causes chaos in the world. Starring Craig Sheffer, Sonia Couling, and Eric Roberts. This … Continue reading

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The End of Love (2012) Rated NR

Mark is a struggling actor who just lost his wife and now has to take care of his two-year old son. Starring  Isaac Love, Mark Webber, and Amanda Seyfried. This is one of the worst films I’ve seen. Mark seems … Continue reading

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