Battleship (2012) Rated PG-13

battleshipBased on the Hasbro game, Battleship but includes Alien invasion. Starring Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker, Tadanobu Asano, Hamish Linklater, Liam Neeson, Jesse Plemons

Oh, good Lord. Why? This film is full of whiny needy people crying for help. The script is  poorly written. I would have opened with the soccer game and you really wouldn’t have missed a thing. Nothing prior to the soccer game needed to be known.

This film seems to come together as if the filmmakers all come together in a room and said what’s a game that we can make into a movie-Life, no. Battleship, yes, we can throw in some alien invasion and there we go. We have a movie. I could do that. Who’s hot now? Friday Night Lights. Yes, lets take Taylor Kitsch and Jesse Plemons. How about a vampire? Alexander Skarsgård. Music? Rihanna. Model? Brooklyn Decker. I think we have a hit. No, no, no, you don’t. I think this is the worst film this year. Worse than Twilight ever was. The only highlight was Jesse Plemons, he made me laugh. I actually chuckled. I really think they needed to reconsider this whole movie, starting with the script. Please you can do better. It’s not worth watching.

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